King Octo's Story

It is I, Reverend Ninja, here to sermon the story of the great and noble king Octo.
Octo was born into a poor family in the middle of Eastern Europe. It was a war torn place and Octo lost his family at a young age. He was left with no home and was left wandering the Earth searching for meaning.
One day whilst walking aimlessly through a forest he stumbled across a fishing village. This fishing village was called Kanterran. After spending a few days in Kanterran, King Octo realized that he had nothing and that he may as well kill himself. Next morning he went to the end of the pier and jumped. But somehow the noble Octo didn't die. He just sunk to the sea bed. On the sea bed he met two creatures, an Octopus and a Jellyfish. The Jellyfish taught him a lot of stealth techniques and told him about a new clan that he should watch over called MTAS. The Octopus meanwhile, taught him vicious fighting techniques, including how to wield his first automatic weapon. 10 days later he left his friends and ascended back to civilisation. When he returned he went to the nearest gun shop, used his stealth techniques to silently kill the owner, and took as much as he could.
Then he went to find MTAS.
Remember friends, when you are on the battlefield it is easy to get stressed and give up hope, but remember what Octo did. He gave up hope but he is now stronger. Just remember, Octo loves you, and in your time of need...
he'll be there...
always...

All Hail King Octo

Octo be with you.

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Inside joke guys, you wouldn't understand.

No need for that.

deleted some posts. guys there is no need to keep bad mouthing them. we have already been through this. its time to put this all behind us.

Wow I neeva actually new the truth about king octo but now i do. Im gonna see him inna whole new light lol

y THANK U SIR

who is your butler? :L

King Octo doesn't need a butler.

hes a kind thoo all kings need butlers